Nothing Gets Worse Than This

My whole life is Emo-ing..

My phone cant switch on..
- It just CANT..
- I cant text, call nor receive any sort of shit.

My internet keeps dying..
- Cant log into Msn.
- Connection dies every 2 Minutes.
- My internet memory is dead.

My leg is swollen for no reason..
- I really dont know why.

My house phone cant dial out..
- Number pads are dead.

My air con's busted..
-Well atleast it blows hot air.

I've been having Insomnia for the past few days..
- As hard as I try I cant fucking sleep.
- I roll in bed like im stuffed in a barrel.

I accidently sprayed WD-40 in to my eye..
- Yes, its a type of oil.
- My contact lenses are busted.
- It stings so bad like when I was cutting chilli padi and had to dig my nose.

My shadow makes me feel fat..
- I dont even know why that bothers me.

My cat scratched me today..
- It never does! the bladdy thing emo as well I guess.

I & Nic ate bad Magee Goreng 2 days ago..
- It gave us liquid shit & tummy pains for hours.

I was charity donor..
- I fed approximately 20 over mosquitoes..
- I set up a buffet line for them as I fell asleep on my living room floor.

I'm sex deprived..
- No woman.
- My hand rejected me.

I feel gay-er everyday..
- I'm falling for Ronald Mcdonalds.
- I'm starting to not mind pop music.

My family is on holiday without me..
- Im alone at home.
- I couldnt go cause I have school.
- They're all over malaysia in a 5 day trip sending me mms's with captions saying,

"Haaa- haaaa, Dim-sum in pennnanng!."
"Lookie! a turtle!."
"I Bet your studies don't have scuba diving in it!"

My hair's gone curly..
- and I aint getting an afro.

and before I forget, My exams are this saturday....

- Time to study till my balls shrivel..

So yea, in MY life..

Nothing gets any worse than this..

`Josh~

Bu - hull- shit!!