Shitty Experiences

I think im the most cursed being in this world.
Silly experiences have happened to me and sometimes i wonder,
why the hell must it be me?.
weird..

I went for a drive today like seriously morning-kinda-night-pass-midnight with a friend for a drink.
AFTER the drink, we went for a walk in my neighbourhood and there was this fu*king thing, that kept flying around in my face.

This.. this.. insect came buzzing around in my vision.
Wth la, I was being all budak baik, relaxing on my stroll and it just kept bugging my life, like literally "bug"-ing.
I swung my hand, and it disappeared.

Feeling happy, as I thought I smashed the bladdy bugger to bits..
It re-appeared and zoomed in to my face

and SHOT RIGHT UP MY NOSRIL..
Freaking shitty right?

It bladdy hell hurt, causing me to snort, cough and literally run around in circles like a spastic.
It was damn embarassing, especially cause my friend was there.
Using my pinky along with a tissue she gave me, I tried my level best to mine the bugger out my nose.
I was literally like finding the holy grail, scratching, and going on expedition.
After squatting on the road like a madman for 10 minutes, plowing my lil nose hole.
I guessed it was gone.
Well I hoped it would be.
It still hurt, but my friend said "f*ck it la.."
we walked back to my place all sweaty and sticky.
Gave her a smelly hug, and said good bye.

You know when you give someone a hug,
you tend to take in a deep breath before you do?
yea, I was reachin out for that breath taking moment and I stopped.

In my throat I felt this.. this.. ball of phlegm.. with a crunchy kinda thing in it..
I moved my friend a side and spat the damn thing on the road.

I spat out a BUG.. covered in my phlegm..

THE BUG that SHOT up my left nostril, never came back and lost its life travelling my whole nasal cavity and ended up in my throat, which I spat out..

I thought I killed it, but it reappeared..
I now know how the famous Harry Houdini got re-incarnated.

Why the hell is life like this to me??
Ive swallowed ants by accident, but this is too much..
Geeez..

`Josh de' Unfortunate~