As Simple as It Can Be

What I mean by my title is..
I'm basically cramming everything into one post..

So in easy simple words, I've either been lazy or've not had time or I just didnt have internet access to update my blog and now I'm trying to stuff all them shit into this ere' ol page of mine.

Sorry for being MIA for so long,

sometimes I feel totally outdated.

I guess I've done alot of things..

I've.. Fished

(Caught three diff type of fish in time)

Rohu
(bugger has a lota bones)

Pacu / Piranha
(It's teeth are scary I tell ya)

Patin / Silver Catfish

(Taasty)

I've been.. photographed unsuspectingly

(Someone's finger got itchy)

I.. went to 'Desserts Bar' Subang to do a survey
(Food's okay I guess..)

As you can see....

I've.. had random photos
(But I dont know if random is a good enough word though)

I've.. played a shitload of pool
(Burning a hole in pocket and my ass)

I've.. disscussed matters in a library

(well.. more like THEY discussed)

I've.. done a dinner service..

(It's great when you have a good bunch of friends with you)

I've.. craved fruit

(which I hate but got best presented)

I've.. blowed into a guys ass..

(Notice the chinese laughing at the back)

I've.. slept in class next to a beruk liar

(not many people get to do that)

I've.. helped organize a Hawaian Night

(nothing gets wilder than we do)

I.. got face painted

(which awfully melted away into my eyes murdering my eye-cells)

I.. took a photo with.. a girl?
(right..)

I've.. baked

(I remember roasting my finger)

I.. went for Henessy Artistry under VIP.
(but cheap shoes on a red carpet) sigh..

I.. went clubbing under Henessy Artistry

(I got hair, the DJ dont)

I've.. tried most mixes of hennessy.

(some taste like mouth gargle)

I.. got to meet up with a friend all the from Aussie.

(Esther Chow's my darling, white)

yup..

I've.. played paintball

(and signed up for the hotlink youth club as well)

I've.. worked

(Something you never thought I'd do right?)

I've.. had sorta long hair

(retarded aint it?)

I've.. stoned at a train station

(macam takde rumah kan?)

I've.. been swimming with best friends

(I seee nipppless!)

We.. swam till night..

(my balls shriveled like raisins)

Yea..

So for all, I'd chill back,

and Cheers on that brothers & sisters..

I dont feel outdated no more.

So till next time..

- Clickin out ya'll -

`Josh~