PRESENTING...

The most amazing...

The most fan-tarstic...

The sweeet..

The lovely...

My love..

My heaven..


My...


My...


MY...



MY LIMAU AIS KAYY!!!



OH yeaaaa..... Quenching.... huuuhh.... *oooh... *ahhhh...

Hahaha!! xD it was a freaking hot day laa..

I went to college to pick up some papers for my mum,
Some banking issues that need to be settled soon.
Kinda bumped in to the twins Roy & Colin..
So yea, lunch.. x)


His food came first..
well, kinda because he ordered first.
Was starving like never before..


Visited the rest in My coll's Lecture hall,
Issabelle, Syazwan, Crys and many more.
They were having some sort of
practice for a presentation..


My cryssy! Crystabelle, Love her so...
She's sweet..
Caring..
Uh, talkative..
Kinda like a mother..
But no matter, she means so much to me.. x)


Here's another one.. ish..
Evon Hew..
Ended my day with her in Asia Cafe.
We whacked taiwan sausages and she suffered madly..

Some miserable words uttered:
"Wah, spiiicy weih!." *sluuurps drink*

But still, she acted really cute, & I had my fun.
[Laughing my ass off]


Lastly, I just wanna wish Desmond and Feliz a very..
Happy Birthday
I hope it's a memorable one.
The last day of the year, are in your hands guys.
Enjoy it. =)

Love and care always..

`Joshes~

Responsibilities That Choose Me

Gato aka. Cat..

It was abandoned..


It was left alone

&

un-cared for..



With no aim in life, with no one to love..


No one did anything..



So I adopted it.. x)

HaHaaaaaa.....

___________________________________________

I Brought him for his vaccination today..
he survived the journey there and back..
(I know, its just a trip to the vet.. but still! its hell for animals)

The dumbass had two shots to endure.

- The first jab was the innoculation, it didnt hurt for him.
- The second was the booster, and the doc said..

"Ohhh, it will only hurt a bit... "
* Talking to the cat,
"Alright lil thing? are you ready?"
*strokes cat* "ey? eyyy??."

CIAK~ [in goes the needle..]


I thought it wouldnt hurt for the cat,
and even if it hurt, I assumed it would be just a little..

and I was really unprepared for anything...

The next thing you know..


MRRREOWWWW!!!~

It flew 2 feet up.. and I literally had to catch the bugger in the air..

and If I had diarrhoea, gone.

Lets just say, it scared the freaking shit out of my system.

But still, I did a good deed I guess..

and right now, im just being random.. x)

Visit the: SPCA

Do the animals some good..

They're living things, just like you and me..

[Ignore the kindergarten drawin yea, just for laughs] x)

15 Must Do's Before I Go For Training

1. Drive to PD with all, just to eat seafood.
2. Play pool till my eyes water.
3. Eat in Penang.
4. Go watch fire works.
5. Attend more BBQ's
6. Watch football in a pub with mum.
7. Paintball.
8. Club and get wasted.
9. Go fly kite.
10. Go a sleepless night with friends.
11. Jogging
12. Shit, I'm out of ideas..
13. Date her.
14. Watch a sunset.
15. Shop for stuff.

haha, anyone else up for it?

From a Start to a Beginning..

I would say,
it's quite a long post.
Well, I didnt have time to update,
but this is wat I got from the past few days.. x)

Yes, if you are wondering,
it IS a parking ticket.
This is how I started my
Merry Christmas.

Went to withdraw cash.
and... I... illegally parked.
it was the most expensive
7minutes of my life..


We went to christmas shop. Midvalley isnt exactly near, So yeah..
Random stuff are BOUND to happen.


Rear mirror shot. Roy felt happy.. hee.. -->

The journey was alright, but the parking...
sigh, lets just say im never parking there again.
It's god's will for me not to go there by car..

Train is a good option though..

We did spend a good 2 and a half hours there.

(most of the time taken waiting for the girls)

we did look around,

but didnt really get anything.

typical for guys, I know. =)

THEN came the journey home.
It was so jam that I could do this..



DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IMMITATE THE FOLLOWING STUNT

Haha, just do NOT attempt..

Anyway, I just dropped the guys back in Klang
& headed home for rest.

The next day, we shopped.. AGAIN.
Colin bought a new shirt as a personal gift.

BLOWJOB

IS BETTER THAN

NO JOB

The afros were just for deco.

At night on eve,

there was a small gathering at my place. SUPPOSEDLY for family..

But I couldnt help but to call Alex, Sam and Candice,

The more the merrier. x)

We started the normal stuff I guess,waiting for midnight.

Gambling, drinking and guitaring.

My Uncle made this concoction of

Tequila, cranberry juice, wine, whiskey, vodka, orange juice, and beer.

We got tipsy, and we... heh.. x)

gambled $$$

Sang

gambled $$$

Sang

gambled $$$

Lol, cause Im Strong..
-went for a short walk-

Sam, hmm, felt hungry..

I would have some but.. yea.. =P

After all.. those.. mm.. we got back to my place for present opening.

-Sorry guys, I didnt get you all anything-

Felt so bad..

The couple of the night, woooot~
We went to candice's after that,
but no photos.. *tisk *tisk
After so, AC was the next stop.
Met:
Jay&Jin
She had to squint to play ->
A lil too tipys from
Laundry, Curve.

Notice their shirts:

Sam: SORRY GIRLS, IM TAKEN

Jin: He (was/is/will be) My boyfriend..

Then, much later at night,
Christmas was with my family..

and I was with Candice & Sam at night for half an hour.

Spent the rest of the night with Jin.. aint she.. cute.. xP

Morning 26th, Waited for a lunch service with the twins.

Candice, Evon --->

Roy got his glasses back, THEY LOOK SO ALIKE NOW!

(well they did look a lil different before)

They tried the same expression.

Janus sesat.. x)

lol, chill bro..

TAKE IT

&
GO

Ah-hah, night has arrived,

"BBQ at Josh's"

..Lamb, Chicken, Beer, Italian, Salads, Potatoes..

''Wegot

tipsy&

outof

control,

random,

burning,

rocking,

singing,

stoning,

eating,

walking,

laughing.

We bummed out max.

Until we got scolded by some malay old guy.

-Bastard fuck-

A lil overview:

Sam, Candice, Wey Liam, Alex,

A lil of Ms. JamieTong,

Mervyn's nose,

&

Lauren's hand.

lol, details. xD

....TV fascination....

Oh, and um, the guys had a lil

BARBARIC

moment..

Just a

LITTLE

moment.

heh.. x)

Candice, John & Esther --->

Esther, she.. she..

came late, bugger.

But yea, we had fun..

lol,

"FOUNTAINS OF JOY"

(only who came will understand)

ASIA CAFE, THE PLACE TO BE WHEN WHERE-ELSE FAILS

After all that has happened,

cleaning up and washing.

We got hungry. AGAIN.

Thanks to everyone that helped to clean up.

It meant alot to me.

(I was a lil too tired)

We opened three tables,

Whacked our cues,

and..

Well, yea, I had my fun..

WARNING

(haha)

The most interesting people you can ever be with..

hmm, sleeeeeeeeeep....

We, didnt get much sleep..

but overall I hope it was satisfactory.

THE E-E-END







And yeah, everything has to come to an end whether we like it or not.

Thanks a million to who attended & Thanks for enlightening my Merry Christmas

I had a blast!

Notice:

Sorry if I didnt really layan some of you guys, I was rather tied with things.

I hope you all understand alright? it doesnt mean I dont care,

Of course I love you all.

I wouldnt invite if dont care about you guys.

I hope you all enjoyed, even a lil eitherwise.

My life is simple,

I love my friends,

(why I try to make u guys happy)

I love my religion,

(why I celebrate CHRISTMAS)

&

I love my family.

(why my touch of christmas was with them)

Reminder to all:

Enjoy your life, take it max while ur young.

Even if it is risking your happiness for just a while. Merry Christmas.
Just do everything before u die... haha..

"Cause that's how I Roll.."

Happiness / Agony / Will...

I now appreciate, how time has its part on arranging the pieces of my life.
Though it has put me through torture, it has also granted me best times of my life.

I know im late on this.. but Merry Christmas to everyone..

Im now comfy with things, I really am.
I noticed how my life should never be set on a single key but on many views of how my life should be.

I didnt know I could feel this way about things.

I just want to apologize and give my special thanks to all my friends that supported me,
that gave me a pat on my shoulders and kept me walking.
I now know how lil things in life, just matter - oh - so -much.. x)
Buddies:
Alex, Sam, Candice, Evon, Jamie, Mervyn, Lauren, Esther, John, Colin, Roy, Crystalbelle, Janus, Ikki, Ash, Ying, Jay, Alloy, Aiwah, Peng, Kanesh, Jack, WeyLiam, Jia Wei, Daniel, Jin Mei, Grace, Theva, Diven, MunChun, Esther(MC's), Sanjay.
Thanks guys.

&
&
&

New years is around the corner..
Dont fear us, Know us.. x)

Im just like you

only smarter and better looking..

I love the T-shirt, you do know who you are..

- Joshes -

Shitty Experiences

I think im the most cursed being in this world.
Silly experiences have happened to me and sometimes i wonder,
why the hell must it be me?.
weird..

I went for a drive today like seriously morning-kinda-night-pass-midnight with a friend for a drink.
AFTER the drink, we went for a walk in my neighbourhood and there was this fu*king thing, that kept flying around in my face.

This.. this.. insect came buzzing around in my vision.
Wth la, I was being all budak baik, relaxing on my stroll and it just kept bugging my life, like literally "bug"-ing.
I swung my hand, and it disappeared.

Feeling happy, as I thought I smashed the bladdy bugger to bits..
It re-appeared and zoomed in to my face

and SHOT RIGHT UP MY NOSRIL..
Freaking shitty right?

It bladdy hell hurt, causing me to snort, cough and literally run around in circles like a spastic.
It was damn embarassing, especially cause my friend was there.
Using my pinky along with a tissue she gave me, I tried my level best to mine the bugger out my nose.
I was literally like finding the holy grail, scratching, and going on expedition.
After squatting on the road like a madman for 10 minutes, plowing my lil nose hole.
I guessed it was gone.
Well I hoped it would be.
It still hurt, but my friend said "f*ck it la.."
we walked back to my place all sweaty and sticky.
Gave her a smelly hug, and said good bye.

You know when you give someone a hug,
you tend to take in a deep breath before you do?
yea, I was reachin out for that breath taking moment and I stopped.

In my throat I felt this.. this.. ball of phlegm.. with a crunchy kinda thing in it..
I moved my friend a side and spat the damn thing on the road.

I spat out a BUG.. covered in my phlegm..

THE BUG that SHOT up my left nostril, never came back and lost its life travelling my whole nasal cavity and ended up in my throat, which I spat out..

I thought I killed it, but it reappeared..
I now know how the famous Harry Houdini got re-incarnated.

Why the hell is life like this to me??
Ive swallowed ants by accident, but this is too much..
Geeez..

`Josh de' Unfortunate~

Horror and Just Horror..

My weeks have been busy.

my days are crazy.

Im feeling lazy.

everythings so hazy.

eh - ee - eh - ee - eh - ee....

yes, it's my tree. x)

well anyway,

recently,

My family out of the bloom, wanted to Visit the SPCA

(Which I dont know wat it stands for.)

it's a place for abandoned or stray animals with no homes. poor lil things.

We recently lost a cat of ours, so we decided to get a new one i guess..

My mising one, gosh i miss you.

I felt this, "adopt me!" kinda look from all the animals there

It really disturbed me knowing that I cant really help much.

usual me being an idiot guy who loves animals.

I mean think about it, they're left there to die if not adopted!

sigh, i wish i had a huge house, can adopt a few more.

I will go back there again, maybe to help out..

anyway,

we kinda wondered around, managed to see so many animals..

hmm,

and in the end.

We finally found one.. =)

I've a new baby in the house, mm-hmm, SPCA rocks my world.

Im happy im saving a live.

(Wish i could have a dog, stupid neighbours)

oh,

Ive been to my friends house recently.

Kinda because we were playing foosball nearby,

so we thought, why not.

It's just 3 minutes a way.

We were random that day, we stoned alot. hmm, ate alot, i think.

Sam and his crazy avanza. Evon and her top

( you'll have to keep reading to know),

and uh, our gayness. hmm, yeah..

yes, yes, my new addiction.

-Fooosin-

Sammy's crib, lil cozy, postered, super teenage, americanized deco-ed room..

He seems to have alot of these, you know "the claaw" thingy from toy story?

shit i dont know wat it's called. That machine kinda hand.. sigh, nvm.

Sam managed to get Evon's top off AND managed to fit it,

which was so amusing.

(You must be wondering wat Evon's wearing..)

Yeaa, she wore a spag. Notice her top lying around. lol, mystery solved.

the photo was posed btw, sam.. sam..

She's hot right? dont deny! lol.

(but dont kembang Evon)
and if you do happen to notice, Sam's in there somewhere.

We just did the basic stuff like lie around, online, talked, played the guitar and sang..

THEN, things got a lil out of hand..

AS EVON BLOGGED, THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS, DO NOT GO FUURTHERR..

(R, 18-sx)

Broke my back on a mountain, lol. Gayness.

Mus-cles.. pronounced (mas-kels)

We felt like dancing, so what. sue me.

Haha. warned ya'll.

Dancing is.. an.. art! which we didnt really do but im just saying it

to cover up the fact that it IS really gay

and i bet some of have already thrown up by now and is really going to

just scccroool down without even noticing the details and act dumb like you

didnt see this until you see me and him again and you guys are so gonna stare

and laugh in your hearts

till your lungs shrivel calling us gays.

[but it was interesting] x)

ANYWAY..

I've been out carollin this pass few days, hmm, we've finished three day so far,
with an accumulation of 200 over songs.

You cant imagine the state of my fingers cause im the guitarist along with a few more.

above is a just a pic of a 1/4 of the carollers.

sigh, Ive had no time to take more shots. I was sitting down over here after the first night.
The kids looked so cute so I just snapped, was called out again in secs. will try to get more. =)

oh yeaa, my fingers (at that moment) 2nd night.
wish me luck!

Well, To all..

may you have a merry christmas, and a happy new year.

Love and peace from me.

Ill pray for my friends and family.
May the lord guide your paths,

and lead the way to your happiness..

Feliz navidad.

Happy birthday, my Jesus Christ..

...................................................................................................................................................

`Joshes~