As Simple as It Can Be

What I mean by my title is..
I'm basically cramming everything into one post..

So in easy simple words, I've either been lazy or've not had time or I just didnt have internet access to update my blog and now I'm trying to stuff all them shit into this ere' ol page of mine.

Sorry for being MIA for so long,

sometimes I feel totally outdated.

I guess I've done alot of things..

I've.. Fished

(Caught three diff type of fish in time)

Rohu
(bugger has a lota bones)

Pacu / Piranha
(It's teeth are scary I tell ya)

Patin / Silver Catfish

(Taasty)

I've been.. photographed unsuspectingly

(Someone's finger got itchy)

I.. went to 'Desserts Bar' Subang to do a survey
(Food's okay I guess..)

As you can see....

I've.. had random photos
(But I dont know if random is a good enough word though)

I've.. played a shitload of pool
(Burning a hole in pocket and my ass)

I've.. disscussed matters in a library

(well.. more like THEY discussed)

I've.. done a dinner service..

(It's great when you have a good bunch of friends with you)

I've.. craved fruit

(which I hate but got best presented)

I've.. blowed into a guys ass..

(Notice the chinese laughing at the back)

I've.. slept in class next to a beruk liar

(not many people get to do that)

I've.. helped organize a Hawaian Night

(nothing gets wilder than we do)

I.. got face painted

(which awfully melted away into my eyes murdering my eye-cells)

I.. took a photo with.. a girl?
(right..)

I've.. baked

(I remember roasting my finger)

I.. went for Henessy Artistry under VIP.
(but cheap shoes on a red carpet) sigh..

I.. went clubbing under Henessy Artistry

(I got hair, the DJ dont)

I've.. tried most mixes of hennessy.

(some taste like mouth gargle)

I.. got to meet up with a friend all the from Aussie.

(Esther Chow's my darling, white)

yup..

I've.. played paintball

(and signed up for the hotlink youth club as well)

I've.. worked

(Something you never thought I'd do right?)

I've.. had sorta long hair

(retarded aint it?)

I've.. stoned at a train station

(macam takde rumah kan?)

I've.. been swimming with best friends

(I seee nipppless!)

We.. swam till night..

(my balls shriveled like raisins)

Yea..

So for all, I'd chill back,

and Cheers on that brothers & sisters..

I dont feel outdated no more.

So till next time..

- Clickin out ya'll -

`Josh~

Missing You..

Im in Port Dickson doing my training and Im thinking alot about why I left, so many miles away from home.

But everytime I think of it, it always seems to be the best thing for me. It's my second time being so far and hell its rather good, because I get to learn to live on my own, budget my life, understand and experience a fucked up working life.
But so often, I'll always miss someone.
someone I cherish, someone I love, someone I depend on & someone I wish to hug & spend time with.


I know PD isn't very far, but so what? I still dont get to see you often.
I wish life had everything in it. I wish life were just about happy miracles and flying pigs where the impossible comes to life.

I miss you and I want to be home for you.

I wanna spend the rest of my life,

doing all the things that we love.

So everyday, I tell myself..

" Be patient Josh, you'll be home soon... "

And hell I hope it wont be too long..

I guess it just takes a lil more strength out off me to pull through,

God knows how Long I can be away from your company..

You : Mum, Dad, Calvin, My cats, Nic, Sam, Candice, Evon, Group4, Kiat, Sheong, Esther, Ying, Gdad, Gmum and all my loving friends & family.

I miss you..

I miss all of you..

& I hope you miss me too..

`Josh~

The Last Lick..

You're pretty much hated by two guys now.. lol..

`Balls~

Exams

"Aiy yai yai....."